Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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