Sponge bath it is.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
This is my gift to your gina
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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