Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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