is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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