whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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