Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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