we have pet lesbian snakes
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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