sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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