Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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