I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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