dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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