I'm lost and stupid without you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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