This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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