I'm so fucking centered right now
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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