You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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