it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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