Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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