physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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