eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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my shit smells like andre
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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