i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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