Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.

(310): View more from California

good choice.

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(845): View more from New York

Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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(641): View more from Iowa

literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.

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(310): View more from California

and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity

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(314): View more from Missouri

The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.

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(720): View more from Colorado

If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire

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