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(319): View more from Iowa

went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.

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(319): went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there. http://tfl.nu/ufbv

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(818): View more from California

hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win

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(818): hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win http://tfl.nu/nyog

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(810): View more from Michigan

Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.

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(810): Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game. http://tfl.nu/d2ha

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.

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(401): I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard. http://tfl.nu/cjsq

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(406): View more from Montana

drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.

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(406): drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor. http://tfl.nu/nkni

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.

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(814): Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright. http://tfl.nu/kb3m

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(913): View more from Kansas

Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.

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(913): Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high. http://tfl.nu/x992

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(216): View more from Ohio

Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.

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(216): Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left. http://tfl.nu/jvbq

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations

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(413): Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations http://tfl.nu/s70c

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.

(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.

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(651): I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant. (715): I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40. http://tfl.nu/ewh2

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(303): View more from Colorado

I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.

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(303): I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen. http://tfl.nu/ym4o

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(214): View more from Texas

His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"

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(214): His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP" http://tfl.nu/swif

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(561): View more from Florida

Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.

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(561): Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later. http://tfl.nu/vwre

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

where will you be at 9:30 tonight?

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

piledriving you in your roommate's bed?

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(603): where will you be at 9:30 tonight? (1-603): piledriving you in your roommate's bed? http://tfl.nu/5e8h

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(602): View more from Arizona

He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?

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(602): He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered? http://tfl.nu/3ecf

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