what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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