My balls are so social today.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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