So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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