This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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