How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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