I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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