Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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