Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
whose parrot is this?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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