Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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