Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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