i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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