I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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