Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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