whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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