I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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