Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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