Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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