i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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