I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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