Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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