Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?