I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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