i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
