I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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