It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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