Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We need to rekindle our bromance
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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