i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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