He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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