i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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