I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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