guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Quick, to the slutcave!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
